Main tera hero movie funny dialogs for facebook- varun dhawan dialogues

Main tera hero movie  funny dialogs....After the success of student of the year, Varun Dhawan did his fabulous acting in Main Tera Hero whether itz comedy or emotional..his acting was superb...Mai tera hero film is complete set of  funny dialogues . Most funny dialogues said my varun dhawan  in mai tera hero directed by his father david dhawan n produced by ekta kapoor .Here we have posted a list of funny , comedy dialogs said by seenu as varun dhavan...you can send these funny dialogs through facebook,  whatsaap cheat chat..

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Dialogues by varun dhawan:

1. I wanna text you..mail you.. tweet you..or agar tumne phir bhi jawab nahi diya na.. i will poke you on facebook yaar.
2. Seenu is a college dropout n promises his father that he will get a college degree from Bangalore.
3. His father tells his mother ye hume degree nahi third degre dega..
4. Degree ka to ptani.. lekin girl friend jaroorr apne sath lekar aunga.
5. tere babu ko itna marunga na ki aaj ke baad yeh na baba paida kar payega na baby
6. Main tum logo ka touch screen phone hoon kya ki bar bar touch kiye jaa rahe ho?
7. Haath mein hockey lekar pant mein jockey lekar asie chowkidar ki tarah kyu khade ho
8. Ma ko bhi tumahre bare ma bol diya hai , aur ma ke rajme ki kasambangalore mai tumahra dil jitunga  , uti mai hmari shaadi hogi , or goa mai honey moon.( iska pyaar kafi low budget hai).
9. Agar koi ladka kisi ladki se sacha pyaar kare na to use koi farak nahi padta chahe vo kisi mantri ki beti ho ya police ki uniofrm ma kisi santri ki girl friend...
10. meri ghar ki geography jaan li tune , mere ma baap ki biography jaan li tune , par afsoos meri puri history ni jaani tune , bachpan se 15 school se nikala gya hu ma 10 police officero ne meri vajah se apna transfer bhi kar diya aur ek adha MLA to apni khurshi chod ke bhag gya meri vajah se.
11. Jab maine sahar choda tha na pua sahar mujhko chodne aya tha..
12. mai dikhta hu sweet innocent swami type ka na.. lekin ma hu bahut bada harami type ka.
13. I will teach you how to kiss a girl.is kala mai to mai expert hu ..papa si siki ha...
14. Brad or angelina branzilina , sunaina or seenu suneno.Mujhe class room mai tumahre sath beth ke padna hai , canteen mai tumahre sath beth ke khana hai , or library mai tumahri kitabo mai jhakna hai 

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Saurabh Shukla: Ek popat ki do do maina kabhi Ayesha kabhi Sunaina

Nargis Fakhri to Ileana D'Cruz: Jab se main pamper mein thi tab se mere dad mujhe pamper karte aa rahe hai..

Ileana to Arunoday: Mount Everest pe jaane se pehle Nepal jana padta hai. Suhaag raat toh chhoro, tumne toh mujhe abhi tak kiss bhi nahi kiya..

Rajpal Yadav to Arunoday Singh: Kabhi goli maarte ho kabhi kiss karte ho, ye relationship complicated hota jaa raha hai..


After seeing Ileana kiss Varun twice, Rajpal Yadav reacts-> Ye to chumme ka sequel bann gaya. Krish 2 ke baad kiss 2..



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