Bjp ki hawa modi vs congress ki hawa rahul -sms for facebook

bjp ki hava narendra modi vs congress ki hava rahul gandhi..Young generations are using “bjp vs congress sms” in facebook whatapps cheat chat and also in mobile text SMS

latest news on 14 april 2014 by..Murali Manohar Joshi
Desh Mein Modi Ki Nahi, BJP Ki Lahar


bhartiya janta party ALL ADVERTISEMENT  lines :

1. Abki bar modi sakar..
2. Nai soch nahi ummeed..
3. Mai nahi hum..
4. Janta maaf nahi karegi..
5. Time for change Time for BJP
6. One time one vision one mission..

Funny sms on bjp...

Teacher : Narendra Modi

hamare desh ke P.M. hote to

kya hota ?

Santa : Auro ka to pata nahi,

magar Pakistan zaroorr hum se

KASHMIR ki bajay LAHORE

mang rha hota :D

Congress  ALL ADVERTISEMENT tag lines :

1. Mai nahi hum  (copy cat congress...its a bjp tagline)
2. Har hath sakti har hath taraaki..

funny sms on congress..



Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M Bana Diya Jaye To Aap Kya Karenge…..??

Rahul: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge..
Interviewer: Why….??
Rahul: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi hi Ban Sakti Hai..
Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana Diya Jaye….??
Rahul: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M Nahi Banege..
Interviewer: Why….??
Rahul: Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega

Rahul - Mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi.

Sonia - Kyun beta?

Rahul - Har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do.

Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)

Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)

Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)

Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)

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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)

Film : ”LOOT LO INDIA”

Hero : Manmohan Singh

Heroine : Sonia Gandhi

Villain : Ramdev baba, Anna hazare, narendra modi

(They are good villain alway help THE POOR PEOPLE OF INDIA)

Supporting actor : Suresh Kalmadi, A Raja

Script by : Karunanidhi

Friendly Appearence : RAHUL GANDHI

Comedy : Kapil Sibbal

Characterless Actor : N D Tiwari, Sharad Pawar& Ajit Pawar

Dancer : Sheila Dixit

Lungi dance by : chidambaram

Guest Appearance : AJMAL KASAB & AFZAL GURU

Banking partner : Madhu Koda, Hasan Ali, Balwa..

I told my wife, I have 12 rupees...

Let's go out for dinner tonight.

She printed a "Congress Symbol" on my face!

Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi
ghar aaya to dekha
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
admi vapas Fish ko nadi me fek aaya.
Fish chillai Congress PARTI zindabad zindabad..!