Digvijay singh funny jokes in hindi- congress sms

Digvijay singh funny jokes in hindi- congress text sms..


Digvijay singh ha.. Google singh..
Ek sawal poocho toh 10 nikalte h ....
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Arvind kejriwal ha Facebook ...
andar ki baat sare desh tak pahuch jati ha...
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Modi ha.... Twitter king
Poora desh unhe folow karta ha..
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Manmohan singh ha real center fresh..
jabban par laggam lage de...
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Aur rahul ha Orkut
jise koi puchhta hi nahi...

Nirmal baba ji ki kripa sms

Bhakt: baba mujse ladki nahi pat ti
Nirmal baba: pocket mein tasveer rakhte ho ??
Bhakt : ji baba
Baba: kiski
Bhakt: ji hanumanji ki

Baba: bus kripa wahi atki hui hai digvijay singh ki tasveer rakho kripa aani shru ho jayegi..:P


Digvijay aur amrita rai mamle ko lekar
patrkaar ne pucha amrita rai se ye sawaal..
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patrkaar- Apne apni umar se 20 saal bade digvijay ko is rishtey k liye kyu chuna..
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amrita rai- ek to inki "income" aur dusre inke "Dinkam".




Once Kapil Sibbal,Digvijay Singh & Chidambaram were travelling in a helicopter..
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Sibbal drops a 100 Rs Note & says..
"I made one poor Indianhappy"
Diggi Singh drops two 50 Rs Notes and says..
"I made two poor Indians happy"
Chiddu drops 100 ONE Rupee coins and says..
"I made 100 poor indianshappy"
Hearing this the PILOT laughs & says-
"I will drop down All 3 of youand make '125 CRORE Indians' Forever Happy"...

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