Latest trolls on alia bhatt- funny sms jokes
Latest trolls on alia bhatt- funny sms jokes...for facebook status and whatsapp cheatchat
Alia calls Arjun on his landline number nd asks- are you at home??
Arjun- No, i took my home phone for a walk..
Alia, do you know ms office?if you tell me the address, then i wll know..
Deepika padukone- will you come to see chennai express?
alia-No, IRCTC site is not working.
Rahul Gandhi : we must work together for women empowerment....
Alia: yeah, like your dad mohandas gandhi...
Alia bhatt in aap ki adalat
rajata sharma- AAp ki GK check karte hain..
who is the first lady IPS officer of india ?
Alia- Sandhya Bindani..
In KBC, AMIT ji and alia bhatt.
AMITABH- which of these is not a web browser ?
A. Firefox
B. Opera
C. Facebook
D. Chrome
Alia- I want to go for 50-50
Amit ji- ARe baap re, pahle question par hi life line, i hope she is just asking for a lifeline and not for 50-50 biscuit..
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And after 50-50; opera and chrome gets deleted.
Alia thinks: firefox cannot b d answer as it resemblance 'A FOX WITH FIRE' !
So, she chooses facebook
Director to alia after 10 years
Director-apki shadi
ho gayi?
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alia-Haanji,1 boy
se huyi he
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Director-hahaha, ladki ki shaadi ladke se hi hoti hai..
Alia's Assistant: Mam, Your Account Has Been Hacked.
Alia: Facebook??
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No Mam, Your Bank Account.
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Alia: Ohh phewww, Thank God..
Teacher: Explain About Terrorist..?
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Alia: Terrorist Is A Tourist, Who Comes From Other Country To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..
In a School Canteen of 6 years old Alia,
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There Was A Basket Of Apples
With a
Notice Written Over It:
''Do Not Take More Than One,
God Is Watching''
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On The Other Counter There
Was A
Box Of Chocolates,
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Alia(when 6 years old) Went & Wrote On
It
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"Take As Many As You Want,
God Is
Busy Watching The Apples".....
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Alia calls Arjun on his landline number nd asks- are you at home??
Arjun- No, i took my home phone for a walk..
Alia, do you know ms office?if you tell me the address, then i wll know..
Deepika padukone- will you come to see chennai express?
alia-No, IRCTC site is not working.
Rahul Gandhi : we must work together for women empowerment....
Alia: yeah, like your dad mohandas gandhi...
Alia bhatt in aap ki adalat
rajata sharma- AAp ki GK check karte hain..
who is the first lady IPS officer of india ?
Alia- Sandhya Bindani..
In KBC, AMIT ji and alia bhatt.
AMITABH- which of these is not a web browser ?
A. Firefox
B. Opera
C. Facebook
D. Chrome
Alia- I want to go for 50-50
Amit ji- ARe baap re, pahle question par hi life line, i hope she is just asking for a lifeline and not for 50-50 biscuit..
.
.
And after 50-50; opera and chrome gets deleted.
Alia thinks: firefox cannot b d answer as it resemblance 'A FOX WITH FIRE' !
So, she chooses facebook
Director to alia after 10 years
Director-apki shadi
ho gayi?
.
.
alia-Haanji,1 boy
se huyi he
.
.
Director-hahaha, ladki ki shaadi ladke se hi hoti hai..
Alia's Assistant: Mam, Your Account Has Been Hacked.
Alia: Facebook??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
No Mam, Your Bank Account.
.
.
Alia: Ohh phewww, Thank God..
Teacher: Explain About Terrorist..?
:
:
:
:
:
:
.
.
.
.
.
Alia: Terrorist Is A Tourist, Who Comes From Other Country To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..
In a School Canteen of 6 years old Alia,
.
.
There Was A Basket Of Apples
With a
Notice Written Over It:
''Do Not Take More Than One,
God Is Watching''
.
.
On The Other Counter There
Was A
Box Of Chocolates,
.
.
Alia(when 6 years old) Went & Wrote On
It
..
"Take As Many As You Want,
God Is
Busy Watching The Apples".....
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