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Rajnikanth Modi jokes- whatsapp funny sms

Rajnikanth Modi jokes- whatsapp top funny sms....We are going to share funny sms on rajni and narendra modi ji..young generation may use these jokes or trolls in facebook ,whatsapps cheatchat..




Rajnikant,  modi ji ki party m shamil ho gaye...or jor jor se kehne lage abki baar modi sarkar..
adhe ghante bad india me 1 ufo utra aur...usme se alien nikal kar bola..
plz awaz kam kar lo..hume bhi pata chal chuka ha..abki baar modi sarkar..



1 day Rajinikant and his best friend modi got angry on their sweeper boy, They kicked him so
hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom
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today that boy is famous as "Arvind Kejriwal"



Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
How ??
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Coz Rajnikanth and modi ji poked him at the same time on Facebook.



barish hui aur bhig gaya pappu, wah wah
barish hui aur bhig gaya kejru, wah wah
Are aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha
"RAJNIKANTH OR MODI JI" ek-ek phoonk mari aur sukh gaye pappu-kejru..



Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Ashirwaad diya,
Wo aajkal Modi ji k Naam Se Jaane Jate hain...aur tabse dosti chal rahi hai...


Election Dhoom 4
Rahul,Akhilesh, Arvind on bike with speed of 200 km-hr
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Rajinikanth With modi ji overtakes them with Bicycle and says
"Beta save fuel... Use cycle"



Once a BOY was selling a tea railway station.
Rajnikant got impressed and give him lotus.
Today that boy is known as
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"NARENDRA NODI ..."

Once Rajnikanth and modi said to a quite shy boy "plz talk something"..
Now that boy is known as..Digvijay



Modi & Rahul were playing Cards (Teen Patti),
Rahul had 3 Ekkas (AAA) but cud not win, Why?

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Bcoz the Modi had 1 R with him..that is rajnikant



Mian Nawaz Sharif is visiting every maszid in PAk
only to Thank Allah that
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Rajnikant and modi ji is not in Pak

Pappu: Kal pure INDIA me 3 hour ke liye light chali jayegi~
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Mannu:  Kyu par?
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Kyuki Rajni(Robot) ne modi ji ko Apne birthday m bulaya ha..



A missile was sent by Pakistan to Kargil.
After that..modi ji call rajni.
to fir kya hona tha..??
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Rajinikanth stopped it at the border!



If Modi was born 200 yrs ago, British would have fought India to get Independence.

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