Rajnikanth sms for facebook- whatsapp funny jokes
Rajnikanth sms for facebook- whatsapp funny jokes . you can share these sms in facebook...
When Karwa Chauth fasted For Rajinikanth, the ODI Cricket match abandoned!
Ishant Sharma bragged, "Now play without me!"
Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you?
Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes.
Person: 2-3 jokes?
Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts!
At the site of an active volcano:
New geologist: I just saw Rajinikanth covered in towel pass by me.
Old geologist: Yeah, he comes here evey weekend.
New geologist: What for? And that too in a towel?
Old geologist: For a sauna bath inside the hot steaming volcano.
Breaking News:
Rajinikanth died in the morning.
However, he is fine now.
"Gangnam Style" is the result of Rajinikanth once practising horse riding for a shot in the movie, without a horse.
A missile was sent by Pakistan to Kargil. Rajinikanth stopped it at the border!
If Rajnikanth was born 200 yrs ago, British would have fought India to get Independence.
Once Rajnikant,
after chewing the PAAN,
spit on the wall of a building…
Today that building is popularly known as..
THE RED FORT?
Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
.
.
.
The Great Khali.
Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
ek baar rajnikath ne powder liya tha apne daat ko mazbuut karne keliye aaj woh powder ambuja cement ke naam se jaana jaata hein..
Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ........
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in
India!
Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
.
.
.
Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
.
.
.
Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P
Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
Question: What is the moral of
Rajnikant’s movie
“ROBOT
Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti
hai.
Lagaan by RAJNEEKANT
Climax scene: 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball
Splits in 4 pieces. All pieces go for 6's.
India wins!!
one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
that
.
.
.
.
.
rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...
People who set questions for
CAT paper will have to pass RAT paper from this year onwards.
RAT paper: Rajnikant Aptitude Test..
1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so
hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom
.
.
today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"
In 1976 superman, spiderman and
batman were going through india with
flying powers
but after reaching to their country they
all died
u knw why??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
na beta na har bar rajnikant nhi hota
yad karo shole me gabbar ne teen
goliyan hawa me chalai thi...lolz
When Karwa Chauth fasted For Rajinikanth, the ODI Cricket match abandoned!
Ishant Sharma bragged, "Now play without me!"
Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you?
Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes.
Person: 2-3 jokes?
Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts!
At the site of an active volcano:
New geologist: I just saw Rajinikanth covered in towel pass by me.
Old geologist: Yeah, he comes here evey weekend.
New geologist: What for? And that too in a towel?
Old geologist: For a sauna bath inside the hot steaming volcano.
Breaking News:
Rajinikanth died in the morning.
However, he is fine now.
"Gangnam Style" is the result of Rajinikanth once practising horse riding for a shot in the movie, without a horse.
A missile was sent by Pakistan to Kargil. Rajinikanth stopped it at the border!
If Rajnikanth was born 200 yrs ago, British would have fought India to get Independence.
Once Rajnikant,
after chewing the PAAN,
spit on the wall of a building…
Today that building is popularly known as..
THE RED FORT?
Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
.
.
.
The Great Khali.
Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
ek baar rajnikath ne powder liya tha apne daat ko mazbuut karne keliye aaj woh powder ambuja cement ke naam se jaana jaata hein..
Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ........
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in
India!
Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
.
.
.
Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
.
.
.
Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P
Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
Question: What is the moral of
Rajnikant’s movie
“ROBOT
Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti
hai.
Lagaan by RAJNEEKANT
Climax scene: 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball
Splits in 4 pieces. All pieces go for 6's.
India wins!!
one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
that
.
.
.
.
.
rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...
People who set questions for
CAT paper will have to pass RAT paper from this year onwards.
RAT paper: Rajnikant Aptitude Test..
1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so
hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom
.
.
today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"
In 1976 superman, spiderman and
batman were going through india with
flying powers
but after reaching to their country they
all died
u knw why??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
na beta na har bar rajnikant nhi hota
yad karo shole me gabbar ne teen
goliyan hawa me chalai thi...lolz
No comments