Rajniti sms- manmohan sarkar jokes for facebook
Here we have posted rajniti funny congress sms jokes. Either you can use these politics jokes sms as your facebook status or send these rajneeti manmoahan sarkar 2014 sms through mobile, whatapps..here we have updated top 10 politics funny jokes.
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whatsaap only
Narendra Modi: Etne Saare Paise India Me Kha Liye Gaye,
Lekin Aap Kuch Bole Kyu Nahi?
Manmohan Singh:Me Jab Chhota Tha,
Tab Meri Maa Ne Muje Sikhaya Tha Ki,
"Khate Wakht Kuchh Bolna Nahi Chahiye"..
Narendra Modi:Mujhe P.M. Ban'Ne Ka Hakk Milega To,
Manmohan Tum Hen Bhi Kuchh Milega..
Manmohan Singh:Batavo Naa Woh Kya?
Narendra Modi:Nahi Abhi Nahi Surprise Hey..
Manmohan Singh:Bata Do Na.. Please..
Narendra Modi:Baba Ji Ka Thullu..
AAM Aadmi : Abe Machchhr Kai Ko Din Me Heran Karta Hai,
Raat Ko To Sone Nahi Dete Ho.
Machchhar : Ham Kya Kare Isme Majboori Hai.
Congress Ka Shasan Hai
Manghai Hi Itni Hai Aur Ghar Ki Halat Kharab Hai,
Overtime Kar Rahaa Hu.
Once A Teacher Asked The Student:
Teacher: What Does Our Prime Minister Manmohan Singh Do ?
chintu: He Does Whatever Sonia Gandhi Advice Him To Do.
One day Manmohan Singh will retire,
And his autobiography will be called,
’3 Mistakes of My Life’
2G,
3G &
Sonia G’..!!
Manmohan Singh Vs Baccha
Manmohan Singh Ek Bacche Ki Samjh Ki Pariksha Le Rahe The.
Manmohan: Agar Samundar Ke Bich Main apple Ka Pedh Ho to Apple Kaise Todoge?
Baccha: Mannu Uncle, Chidiya Bankar.
Manmohan: Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tum Banaoge?
Baccha: To Samundar Ke Bichh Main Apple Aap Ugayenge?
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at
evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied
”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
Manmohan Singh – We Will Send Indians To The Moon Next Year.
Obama – Oh! How many???
Manmohan Singh- 100.
According To Reservation(Aarakshan) 35 OBC, 30 SC, 20 ST, 10
handicapped, 5 sports quota, 4 minority & if possible….1 astronaut
Desh Main Jordaar Bhukamp Aaya Sonia Ne Apne Liye Suraksha Ki Mang Ki.
Manmohan Ko Ek Rashta Sujha.
Buri Tarah Dare Huye Manmohan Ne Sonia Aur Unke Bacchon Ko Surksha Ke Lihaj Se Obama Ke Pass America Bhej Diya.
3 Din Baad Hi Manmohan Ko Obama Ka Call Aaya Aur Kaha Main Enhe Wapis Bhej Raha Hun, Chahe To Aap Bhukamp Ko Yahan Bhej Sakte ho!!!
Ek Din Manmohan Singh Ko Bhoot Lag Gaya!
3 Din Baad Bhoot Khud Ek Oojha Ke Pass Gaya Aur Boola- Oojha Sahab Mujhe Jaldi Se Bahar Nikalo, Warna Main to Gunga He Mar Jaunga!! :-p
Sonia: Mannu Ji! Aapko Pata Hai, Jeene Ke Liye Oxygen Bahut Jaruri Hai. Ishki Khoj 1773 Main Hui Thi.
Mannu Ji: Sach Medam!! Accha Hua Mein Baad Main Paida Hua Warna To Main Mar Hi Jata
Sonia Gandhi : I am bored, message me few jokes.
Manmohan Singh : Madam, I am in a cabinet meeting taking important decisions.
Sonia : Ha..Ha..Ha.. Good One!! Send few more..
mannu whatsaap feeling: cant speak
whatsaap only
Narendra Modi: Etne Saare Paise India Me Kha Liye Gaye,
Lekin Aap Kuch Bole Kyu Nahi?
Manmohan Singh:Me Jab Chhota Tha,
Tab Meri Maa Ne Muje Sikhaya Tha Ki,
"Khate Wakht Kuchh Bolna Nahi Chahiye"..
Narendra Modi:Mujhe P.M. Ban'Ne Ka Hakk Milega To,
Manmohan Tum Hen Bhi Kuchh Milega..
Manmohan Singh:Batavo Naa Woh Kya?
Narendra Modi:Nahi Abhi Nahi Surprise Hey..
Manmohan Singh:Bata Do Na.. Please..
Narendra Modi:Baba Ji Ka Thullu..
AAM Aadmi : Abe Machchhr Kai Ko Din Me Heran Karta Hai,
Raat Ko To Sone Nahi Dete Ho.
Machchhar : Ham Kya Kare Isme Majboori Hai.
Congress Ka Shasan Hai
Manghai Hi Itni Hai Aur Ghar Ki Halat Kharab Hai,
Overtime Kar Rahaa Hu.
Once A Teacher Asked The Student:
Teacher: What Does Our Prime Minister Manmohan Singh Do ?
chintu: He Does Whatever Sonia Gandhi Advice Him To Do.
One day Manmohan Singh will retire,
And his autobiography will be called,
’3 Mistakes of My Life’
2G,
3G &
Sonia G’..!!
Manmohan Singh Vs Baccha
Manmohan Singh Ek Bacche Ki Samjh Ki Pariksha Le Rahe The.
Manmohan: Agar Samundar Ke Bich Main apple Ka Pedh Ho to Apple Kaise Todoge?
Baccha: Mannu Uncle, Chidiya Bankar.
Manmohan: Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tum Banaoge?
Baccha: To Samundar Ke Bichh Main Apple Aap Ugayenge?
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at
evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied
”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
Manmohan Singh – We Will Send Indians To The Moon Next Year.
Obama – Oh! How many???
Manmohan Singh- 100.
According To Reservation(Aarakshan) 35 OBC, 30 SC, 20 ST, 10
handicapped, 5 sports quota, 4 minority & if possible….1 astronaut
Desh Main Jordaar Bhukamp Aaya Sonia Ne Apne Liye Suraksha Ki Mang Ki.
Manmohan Ko Ek Rashta Sujha.
Buri Tarah Dare Huye Manmohan Ne Sonia Aur Unke Bacchon Ko Surksha Ke Lihaj Se Obama Ke Pass America Bhej Diya.
3 Din Baad Hi Manmohan Ko Obama Ka Call Aaya Aur Kaha Main Enhe Wapis Bhej Raha Hun, Chahe To Aap Bhukamp Ko Yahan Bhej Sakte ho!!!
Ek Din Manmohan Singh Ko Bhoot Lag Gaya!
3 Din Baad Bhoot Khud Ek Oojha Ke Pass Gaya Aur Boola- Oojha Sahab Mujhe Jaldi Se Bahar Nikalo, Warna Main to Gunga He Mar Jaunga!! :-p
Sonia: Mannu Ji! Aapko Pata Hai, Jeene Ke Liye Oxygen Bahut Jaruri Hai. Ishki Khoj 1773 Main Hui Thi.
Mannu Ji: Sach Medam!! Accha Hua Mein Baad Main Paida Hua Warna To Main Mar Hi Jata
Sonia Gandhi : I am bored, message me few jokes.
Manmohan Singh : Madam, I am in a cabinet meeting taking important decisions.
Sonia : Ha..Ha..Ha.. Good One!! Send few more..
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