Rakhi sawant funny sms-Drama queen jokes for facebook
Rakhi sawant funny sms-Drama queen jokes for facebook..Here we are going to share funny jokes of drama rani rakhi sawant. young generation can use these sms jokes in facebook, whatsaap and mobile text messages cheatchat...
RAKHI AND TT
Rakhi Sawant in train..
TT- Ticket..?
Rakhi- My face is my ticket..
TT-In that case you will have to pay the fine..
Rakhi-why..?
coz you are travelling in first class compartment with a ticket of third class..:P
RAKHI INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY
Rakhi Sawant Is Opening A College...
the Name Of This College Is- Womens College For Boys.
JOURNALIST TO RAKHI
Journalist To Rakhi: What Type Of Roles do you Like?
Rakhi: Waise toh I like Egg roll par kabhi kabhi veg roll bhi kha leti hoon.
DRAMA QUEEN RAKHI SAWANT
Jeet Chuke Hum Har Jung, Ab Yeh Baazi Bhi Hamari Hai...
Bahut Zaleel Ho Chuke Sardar Aur Santa Banta,
Ab toh drama queen Rakhi Sawant Ki Baari Hai.
RAVAN TO LADY SAWANT
Ravan: Bhiksha de do..
Lady:Ye Lo
Ravan: Ha ha ha..
Mai Bhikshuk Nahi Ravan Hu.
Lady:Mai Bhi Sita Nhi Rakhi Sawant Hu.!
MEDIA TO RAKHI SAWANT
Media: “Aap Kitni Padhi Likhi Ho?”
Rakhi Sawant: “Zyaada Nahi.. Bas Inter-Course Kiya Hai…!!“
"This year I am standing for Erections" RAKHI MIKA JOKES
Tu pudine ki chatni,
main paneer tika.
Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT.. mai tera MIKA .
BHAKT TO BABA
Bhakt: Meri Shadi katrina Se Karva Do
Baba: katrina Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge
Bhakt: Baba Koi Upai Bataye
Baba: rakhi sawant
Elections In India
What Will Happen If Mallika Sherawat,Rakhi Sawant Contest Elections In India.?
Politics Will Become Transparent
RAKHI SAWANT AND TOTA( parrot)
RAKHI: Mai kesi lagti hun
Tota- Kameeni lgti ho..
Rakhi-Tota battamez hai
Shopkepr pani laya ur totay ko Pani
mai dubaya aur pocha
Gali de ga?
Tota-Nhi
rakhi-Agr mere ghar Ek admiay to tum
kya socho ge?
Tota-Tmara husbnd hoga
rakhi-Agr 2 admi ay to?
Tota-Husbn d aur Devar
rakhi-Agr 3 admi ay to?
Tota-Husbnd, Devar aur Bhai
rakhi -Agr 4 admi ay to?
Tota-“jao bhai Lay aao PANI
maine toh pehle hi bola tha saali
Kameeni hai” ;-)
RAKHI AND TT
Rakhi Sawant in train..
TT- Ticket..?
Rakhi- My face is my ticket..
TT-In that case you will have to pay the fine..
Rakhi-why..?
coz you are travelling in first class compartment with a ticket of third class..:P
RAKHI INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY
Rakhi Sawant Is Opening A College...
the Name Of This College Is- Womens College For Boys.
JOURNALIST TO RAKHI
Journalist To Rakhi: What Type Of Roles do you Like?
Rakhi: Waise toh I like Egg roll par kabhi kabhi veg roll bhi kha leti hoon.
DRAMA QUEEN RAKHI SAWANT
Jeet Chuke Hum Har Jung, Ab Yeh Baazi Bhi Hamari Hai...
Bahut Zaleel Ho Chuke Sardar Aur Santa Banta,
Ab toh drama queen Rakhi Sawant Ki Baari Hai.
RAVAN TO LADY SAWANT
Ravan: Bhiksha de do..
Lady:Ye Lo
Ravan: Ha ha ha..
Mai Bhikshuk Nahi Ravan Hu.
Lady:Mai Bhi Sita Nhi Rakhi Sawant Hu.!
MEDIA TO RAKHI SAWANT
Media: “Aap Kitni Padhi Likhi Ho?”
Rakhi Sawant: “Zyaada Nahi.. Bas Inter-Course Kiya Hai…!!“
"This year I am standing for Erections" RAKHI MIKA JOKES
Tu pudine ki chatni,
main paneer tika.
Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT.. mai tera MIKA .
BHAKT TO BABA
Bhakt: Meri Shadi katrina Se Karva Do
Baba: katrina Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge
Bhakt: Baba Koi Upai Bataye
Baba: rakhi sawant
Elections In India
What Will Happen If Mallika Sherawat,Rakhi Sawant Contest Elections In India.?
Politics Will Become Transparent
RAKHI SAWANT AND TOTA( parrot)
RAKHI: Mai kesi lagti hun
Tota- Kameeni lgti ho..
Rakhi-Tota battamez hai
Shopkepr pani laya ur totay ko Pani
mai dubaya aur pocha
Gali de ga?
Tota-Nhi
rakhi-Agr mere ghar Ek admiay to tum
kya socho ge?
Tota-Tmara husbnd hoga
rakhi-Agr 2 admi ay to?
Tota-Husbn d aur Devar
rakhi-Agr 3 admi ay to?
Tota-Husbnd, Devar aur Bhai
rakhi -Agr 4 admi ay to?
Tota-“jao bhai Lay aao PANI
maine toh pehle hi bola tha saali
Kameeni hai” ;-)
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