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Robert Vadra's Mom-Dad made a big mistake with his first name,
unncecessarly added "T" alphabet in his name... 


Ab pata chala ki puraani filmon me,
sabhi chor, uchchakke, goonde, badmaash aur smuggleron ka naam..
"ROBERT" kyun hota tha


Dialogue of last century..
Mere paas MAA hai by Shashi Kapoor..
Dialogue of this century..
Mere paas SAASU MAA hai by Robert Vadra..


4G of congress:
CWG, 2G, CoalG and now Jija-G..


When you convert Rs.50 lakhs into Rs.50 crores, you are called Vadra...
When you do the opposite, you are called Mallya...
The difference is in chasing the right woman..


Muchhe ho to matthu laal jaisi or Kismat ho to Robert laal jaisi...
10 pass ne khoob maal banaya..


DLF - ROBERT TUMARA PASS KITNA PAISA HAI...
ROBERT- SIRF 50 LAKHS..
DLF-HUM KO DE DO,HUM USKO 300 CRORE BANADENGE..
ROBERT- WO KAISE SIR..
DLF - ABE FOOL ITNA BHI NAHIN MALOOM ,HUM EISE INDIA REAL ESTATE MACHINE MEIN GIRA DENGE..
ROBERT -PHIR KYA HOGA SIR
DLF- BUDDHU ISMEIN SE 3000 CRORE NIKLEGA 2700 CRORE MERA, 300 CRORE TUMARA....
ROBERT - OH , NOW I GOT IT


TATA's took 150 years, AMBANI's took 50 years
But "Bhartiya Rashtriya Damaad"
Takes only 15 years for becoming a "Billionaire"!!
Till year 1997 Robert Vadra was a small businessman, who's
average income was only 35.5L per year...and now he has....
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Partnership in Asia,s largest infrastructure company named DLF Ltd,
Has a partnership in Aviation Company, Owner of 5 Star hotel In Delhi,
Purchased 1000 of Acre land where their is Congress Government...


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