Trolls on yanna raskala rajnikant-funny jokes
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RECENTLY there was a fight between
Rajnikant
and a Tiger..
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.
Surprise,
.
.
.
surprise
.
.
.
Rajnikanth ran away from there Why ??
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.
.
.
To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left!
Otherwise u know Rajnikant...
rajnikant warned everyone to stop jokes on him..
otherwise...
....
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
he'll delete Internet..
Rajnikant ek din chai pi raha ta...
Chai khoob garam thi..
aur uski jubaan jal gai. Uska dimag satka Achanak chaaku nikala aur chai ke 2 tukde kar diye...!!!
Aur ..
Aur..
Aur..
bus tabhi se "cutting chai" suru ho gayi...!
You need a Rajnikant's heart...
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.
. . .
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.
. .
to reject a Girl's request on
facebook ..
Maa Kasam Sach Bol Rha Hu, Rajnikant BOMB Se Agarbatti Jalata Hai.....
Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
How ??
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.
.
Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
Are aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha
"RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.
Dhoom 3
John,Hirtik nad Aamir on bike with speed of 200 km-hr
.
.
.
&
.
.
Rajinikanth overtakes them with Bicycle and says
"Beta save fuel... Use cycle"
Unbeatable love of Rajinikanth for his GF
Girlfriend: Mera koi picha karta rehta he
Rajinikanth: ok i'll Cut it,
Girlfriend: Hey where is my shadow?
Once a beggar was singing on a road.
Rajnikant got impressed and give him his Gold ornaments.
Today that beggar is known as
.
.
"Bappi Lehri...":
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters,
because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
Once Rajnikanth said to a quite shy girl "plz talk something"..
Now that girl is known as..Dolly Bindra
Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants,
2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why?
To Play chess!!!!!!
Someone offered a Mobile phone to RAJINI... He simply refused the offer... And that brand became the most famous mobile Company...
.
.
.
Its "NoKia"
bcauz RAJINI ne usko no kia... :)
Once Rajnikant's Pencil Broke While Writing CAT Exam.
Guess What??
.
.
.
.
From Next Year,
CAT Became Online!
Rajnikant ko IPL ki team Chennai superking ka
coach banaya gaya.
Result- CSK Won Fifa world cup,Cricket world cup,
Australian open, & WWE :)
Amma: Beta Rajni, apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai ?
.
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.
.
Rajnikant- yanna raskala,ruko amma suraj theek kar k aata hu.. :-)
Rajnikant & A Girl were playing Cards (Teen Patti),
Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA) but cud not win, Why?
.
.
Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants..
Ricky ponting is visiting every church in Australia
only to Thank God that
.
.
.
.
Rajnikant is not in INDIAN CRICKET TEAM.
Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi
Kal pure INDIA me 3 hour ke liye light chali jayegi~
...
Pata Hai Kyu?
.
Kyuki.
.
.
Rajnikant mobile charge karega.
Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc.
were added to the dictionary in the year 1949.
That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss...
The next day announcement was made...
Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
Toofani anderi raat mein...
kabristan ke andere jungle mein..
ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha..
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"gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai..
Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota
Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note
3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya.
Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila.
Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle
Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.
Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya,
Wo aajkal Emraan Hashmi aur Mallika Sherawat Ke Naam Se Jaane Jate hain.
TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATHTAB mein hui thi.
Once Rajnikanth was Practicing For Spelling Test and
The Copy converted Into Oxford Dictionary...
Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and accidentally droped his wallet in a building.
Since then, the place is popular for its "Swiss Bank"!
All the teachers used to come to college wearing sun glasses, why? .
.
.
.
.
Because Rajinikanth was a very bright student..
Once a TATA Company's 22 wheeler huge truck rammed into Rajinikanth.
Since then it's known as:
.
..
...
....
TATA NANO!
When Karwa Chauth fasted For Rajinikanth, the ODI Cricket match abandoned!
Ishant Sharma bragged, "Now play without me!"
Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you?
Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes.
Person: 2-3 jokes?
Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts!
At the site of an active volcano:
New geologist: I just saw Rajinikanth covered in towel pass by me.
Old geologist: Yeah, he comes here evey weekend.
New geologist: What for? And that too in a towel?
Old geologist: For a sauna bath inside the hot steaming volcano.
"Gangnam Style" is the result of Rajinikanth once practising horse riding for a shot in the movie, without a horse.
A missile was sent by Pakistan to Kargil. Rajinikanth stopped it at the border..
If Rajnikanth was born 200 yrs ago, British would have fought India to get Independence.
Once Rajnikant,
after chewing the PAAN,
spit on the wall of a building…
Today that building is popularly known as..
THE RED FORT?
Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
.
.
.
The Great Khali.
Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
ek baar rajnikath ne powder liya tha apne daat ko mazbuut karne keliye aaj woh powder ambuja cement ke naam se jaana jaata hein..
Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ........
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in
India!
Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
.
.
.
Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
.
.
.
Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P
Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
Question: What is the moral of
Rajnikant’s movie
“ROBOT
Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti
hai.
Lagaan by RAJNEEKANT
Climax scene: 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball
Splits in 4 pieces. All pieces go for 6's.
India wins..
one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
that
.
.
.
.
.
rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...
People who set questions for
CAT paper will have to pass RAT paper from this year onwards.
RAT paper: Rajnikant Aptitude Test..
1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so
hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom
.
.
today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"
In 1976 superman, spiderman and
batman were going through india with
flying powers
but after reaching to their country they
all died
u knw why??
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na beta na har bar rajnikant nhi hota
yad karo shole me gabbar ne teen
goliyan hawa me chalai thi...hahaha
Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss...
The next day announcement was made...
Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
Toofani anderi raat mein...
kabristan ke andere jungle mein..
ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai..
Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota
Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note
3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya.
Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila.
Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle
Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.
Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya,
Wo aajkal Emraan Hashmi aur Mallika Sherawat Ke Naam Se Jaane Jate hain.
TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATHTAB mein hui thi.
Once Rajnikanth was Practicing For Spelling Test and
The Copy converted Into Oxford Dictionary...
Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and accidentally droped his wallet in a building.
Since then, the place is popular for its "Swiss Bank"!
All the teachers used to come to college wearing sun glasses, why? .
.
.
.
.
Because Rajinikanth was a very bright student..
Once a TATA Company's 22 wheeler huge truck rammed into Rajinikanth.
Since then it's known as:
.
.
.
.
.
TATA NANO!
When Karwa Chauth fasted For Rajinikanth, the ODI Cricket match abandoned!
Ishant Sharma bragged, "Now play without me!"
Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you?
Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes.
Person: 2-3 jokes?
Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts!
ek baar rajnikath ne powder liya tha apne daat ko mazbuut karne keliye aaj woh powder ambuja cement ke naam se jaana jaata hein..
Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ........
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in
India!
RECENTLY there was a fight between
Rajnikant
and a Tiger..
.
.
Surprise,
.
.
.
surprise
.
.
.
Rajnikanth ran away from there Why ??
.
.
.
.
To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left!
Otherwise u know Rajnikant...
rajnikant warned everyone to stop jokes on him..
otherwise...
....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
he'll delete Internet..
Rajnikant ek din chai pi raha ta...
Chai khoob garam thi..
aur uski jubaan jal gai. Uska dimag satka Achanak chaaku nikala aur chai ke 2 tukde kar diye...!!!
Aur ..
Aur..
Aur..
bus tabhi se "cutting chai" suru ho gayi...!
You need a Rajnikant's heart...
.
.
.
.
. . .
.
.
.
. .
to reject a Girl's request on
facebook ..
Maa Kasam Sach Bol Rha Hu, Rajnikant BOMB Se Agarbatti Jalata Hai.....
Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
How ??
.
.
.
Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
Are aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha
"RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.
Dhoom 3
John,Hirtik nad Aamir on bike with speed of 200 km-hr
.
.
.
&
.
.
Rajinikanth overtakes them with Bicycle and says
"Beta save fuel... Use cycle"
Unbeatable love of Rajinikanth for his GF
Girlfriend: Mera koi picha karta rehta he
Rajinikanth: ok i'll Cut it,
Girlfriend: Hey where is my shadow?
Once a beggar was singing on a road.
Rajnikant got impressed and give him his Gold ornaments.
Today that beggar is known as
.
.
"Bappi Lehri...":
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters,
because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
Once Rajnikanth said to a quite shy girl "plz talk something"..
Now that girl is known as..Dolly Bindra
Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants,
2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why?
To Play chess!!!!!!
Someone offered a Mobile phone to RAJINI... He simply refused the offer... And that brand became the most famous mobile Company...
.
.
.
Its "NoKia"
bcauz RAJINI ne usko no kia... :)
Once Rajnikant's Pencil Broke While Writing CAT Exam.
Guess What??
.
.
.
.
From Next Year,
CAT Became Online!
Rajnikant ko IPL ki team Chennai superking ka
coach banaya gaya.
Result- CSK Won Fifa world cup,Cricket world cup,
Australian open, & WWE :)
Amma: Beta Rajni, apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai ?
.
.
.
.
Rajnikant- yanna raskala,ruko amma suraj theek kar k aata hu.. :-)
Rajnikant & A Girl were playing Cards (Teen Patti),
Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA) but cud not win, Why?
.
.
Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants..
Ricky ponting is visiting every church in Australia
only to Thank God that
.
.
.
.
Rajnikant is not in INDIAN CRICKET TEAM.
Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi
Kal pure INDIA me 3 hour ke liye light chali jayegi~
...
Pata Hai Kyu?
.
Kyuki.
.
.
Rajnikant mobile charge karega.
Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc.
were added to the dictionary in the year 1949.
That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss...
The next day announcement was made...
Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
Toofani anderi raat mein...
kabristan ke andere jungle mein..
ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai..
Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota
Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note
3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya.
Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila.
Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle
Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.
Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya,
Wo aajkal Emraan Hashmi aur Mallika Sherawat Ke Naam Se Jaane Jate hain.
TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATHTAB mein hui thi.
Once Rajnikanth was Practicing For Spelling Test and
The Copy converted Into Oxford Dictionary...
Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and accidentally droped his wallet in a building.
Since then, the place is popular for its "Swiss Bank"!
All the teachers used to come to college wearing sun glasses, why? .
.
.
.
.
Because Rajinikanth was a very bright student..
Once a TATA Company's 22 wheeler huge truck rammed into Rajinikanth.
Since then it's known as:
.
..
...
....
TATA NANO!
When Karwa Chauth fasted For Rajinikanth, the ODI Cricket match abandoned!
Ishant Sharma bragged, "Now play without me!"
Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you?
Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes.
Person: 2-3 jokes?
Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts!
At the site of an active volcano:
New geologist: I just saw Rajinikanth covered in towel pass by me.
Old geologist: Yeah, he comes here evey weekend.
New geologist: What for? And that too in a towel?
Old geologist: For a sauna bath inside the hot steaming volcano.
"Gangnam Style" is the result of Rajinikanth once practising horse riding for a shot in the movie, without a horse.
A missile was sent by Pakistan to Kargil. Rajinikanth stopped it at the border..
If Rajnikanth was born 200 yrs ago, British would have fought India to get Independence.
Once Rajnikant,
after chewing the PAAN,
spit on the wall of a building…
Today that building is popularly known as..
THE RED FORT?
Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
.
.
.
The Great Khali.
Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
ek baar rajnikath ne powder liya tha apne daat ko mazbuut karne keliye aaj woh powder ambuja cement ke naam se jaana jaata hein..
Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ........
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in
India!
Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
.
.
.
Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
.
.
.
Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P
Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
Question: What is the moral of
Rajnikant’s movie
“ROBOT
Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti
hai.
Lagaan by RAJNEEKANT
Climax scene: 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball
Splits in 4 pieces. All pieces go for 6's.
India wins..
one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
that
.
.
.
.
.
rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...
People who set questions for
CAT paper will have to pass RAT paper from this year onwards.
RAT paper: Rajnikant Aptitude Test..
1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so
hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom
.
.
today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"
In 1976 superman, spiderman and
batman were going through india with
flying powers
but after reaching to their country they
all died
u knw why??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
na beta na har bar rajnikant nhi hota
yad karo shole me gabbar ne teen
goliyan hawa me chalai thi...hahaha
Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss...
The next day announcement was made...
Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
Toofani anderi raat mein...
kabristan ke andere jungle mein..
ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai..
Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota
Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note
3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya.
Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila.
Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle
Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.
Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya,
Wo aajkal Emraan Hashmi aur Mallika Sherawat Ke Naam Se Jaane Jate hain.
TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATHTAB mein hui thi.
Once Rajnikanth was Practicing For Spelling Test and
The Copy converted Into Oxford Dictionary...
Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and accidentally droped his wallet in a building.
Since then, the place is popular for its "Swiss Bank"!
All the teachers used to come to college wearing sun glasses, why? .
.
.
.
.
Because Rajinikanth was a very bright student..
Once a TATA Company's 22 wheeler huge truck rammed into Rajinikanth.
Since then it's known as:
.
.
.
.
.
TATA NANO!
When Karwa Chauth fasted For Rajinikanth, the ODI Cricket match abandoned!
Ishant Sharma bragged, "Now play without me!"
Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you?
Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes.
Person: 2-3 jokes?
Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts!
ek baar rajnikath ne powder liya tha apne daat ko mazbuut karne keliye aaj woh powder ambuja cement ke naam se jaana jaata hein..
Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ........
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in
India!
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