Alok nath vs cnwk kapil jokes- babu ji funny sms

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Alok nath vs bittu kapil jokes

Alok nath in cnwk show: bittu beta, Ek ice-cream dena..
kapil : konsa flavour babu ji ?
Alok Nath : Haldi chandan wala :P

Kapil funny jokes vs babuji funny sms

when kapil sharma asked alok nath what he wanted to be when he grew up..
then alok nath said.."Mujhe betiyon ka babuji banna hai"

Alok nath vs palak funny jokes

Alok nath to palak : Ek Pizza dena..
palak: topping?
Alok Nath : Motichoor k ladoo topping wala….

alok nath AIIMS vs CNWK funny sms

jis tarah cnwk matlab hota ha comedy night with kapil.
waise hi Alok Nath khud ka medical institute ha..AIIMS..
full fornm bole to "Aloknath Institute of Insaaniyat, Maanavta & Sanskaar"

Cnwk Boy vs babuji alok nath sms jokes

CNWK Show Me Sabse aGe Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki hath pakadkar Baithe the,
Tabhi Alok Nath aakar unse bola : Beta Kya ye Hamari Sanskriti
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ladka: Nahi Uncle ye to Meri Pooja hai, Aapki
Sanskriti Kisi aur Ped ke Niche hogi :P

Alok nath and his Bahu sms

Bahu: Babu jee, I'm going to market with my friends.
Alok Nath: ok beta but take my Sanskar.
Bahu: Abb Bass Bhi Kijiye.
Alok Nath: Are I said...take my "Son's Car"

Alok nath jokes in airplane

Alok nath k cigarette packet me bhi ' agarbatti' hi nikalti hai. :D
Air hostess to Alok Nath :
Sir, kya lenge?
Alok Nath - Puri,sabji,khir,laddu aur Mathura ke Pede.
Air hostess-Sir, aap kingfisher k plane me baithe h,
kisi k shraadh me nahi... :P

Alok nath ki kahani- jab me chota baccha tha

Alok nath jab School mein the, toh
Answer sheet Khaali Chhod Aate The.
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Isliye ke kahi teachers Ye Na Kahe,
"Dekho Aaj Ke Bacche Bado Ko Jawaab Dete Hain"
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That is called Real Sanskar :P

Alok nath new version dialogues replaced gabbar singh dialogs

yaha se pachas pachas kos door gaanw me jab Ladkiya raat ko Ghar par Late Aati hai
aur
apne sanskar bhul jati hai to maa kahti hai Sudhar ja beti..
nahi to Alok nath Tera Kanya Daan Kar Dega :D


Alok Nath twitter ,facebook , whatsapp one liner jokes and text sms- top 4 alok babuji sms

1.Alok nath ka Pota Maths Me Fail Ho Gaya Qki Alok Nath Ne uski AlgeBRA Ki Book fadd Di thi :P

2.The weather in India is such smoky and foggy..
beacause Rajinikanth is smoking and  Alok Nath is doing Puja..

3.Sunny Leone bhi ghunghat karti hai jab Alok Nath saamne aate hain. :D

4.alok nath favorite party song.."4 baj gaye lekin aarti abhi baaki hai" :D