Sunny Leone Jokes- Whatsapp Funny Sms

Top 10 Sunny jokes ---Whatsapp Funny sms 

1. Boys' PC folder:
C/windows/system32/drivers/study material/important files/educational stuff/data structure algorithms/SUNNY LEONE.avi

2. Sunny Leone: Ragni Mms 2 me main sab ko dara ke rakh dungi.

Pappu: Darr To Aapki pehle ki movies me bhi lagta tha____

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_/ /_Kahi peechhe se mummy papa na aa jaye..

3. After The Failure Of Jism- 2 Sunny Leone
Should Definitely Watch 3 Idiots To
Understand The Fact
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"Insaan Ko Apna Career Wahi Banana
Chahiye Jisme Wo Mann Laga Kar Kaam...


4. Bande K Paas Izzat Honi Chahiye,
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Paisa Tou Sunny Leone K Paas Bhi Hy. :p:d


5. Sunny Leone arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting...
Bhikhari: "Behanji 1 rupiya dedo..."
Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: "Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?"
Sunny Loene: "Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai...dil bhawuk ho gaya...


6 Sunny Leone to taxi driver- Airport
chaloge??
Driver- Haan chalunga….
Sunny leone- Kya loge ?
Driver- Gareeb Aadmi hoon behenji, Paise hee lunga.


7. Dentist: kya aap Oral B Karti ho..?
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Sunny leone: Haan mein oral bhi Karti
hu... :p ;)


8. Reporter to Sunny Leone: Sunny, how does
it feel working in Jism-2..???
Sunny Leone: Feels like giving the B.COM
exams after finishing with my CA..!!! =)) =))

9. Faqir:- pehle aap roz 10rs dete the, fir 5, ab 1. Q?

Leone:- pehle me kunwara thi, fir shaadi ki, ab bache hai.

Faqir:- Bahut khoob! Matlab mere paise se aayashi....sharam bhi ni aaati..:P

10 Teacher: Johnny, What sound does a dog make?
Johnny: It barks.
T: Good. Cat?
J: It meows.
T: Very Good. Lion?
J: It screams.
T: I said, "Lion," not Leone