Congress rahul & modi sarkar jokes 2019

During the last Lok Sabha election in the Modi government, many jokes were made. Which is being written a lot this year too. Some jokes are becoming viral and share in Facebook and WhatsApp. Congress Supporter is sharing Modi's memes. And BJP supporter is trolling Rahul Gandhi.

Congress Funny jokes

1. Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M Bana Diya Jaye To Aap Kya Karenge…..??
Rahul: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge..
Interviewer: Why….??
Rahul: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi hi Ban Sakti Hai..
Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana Diya Jaye….??
Rahul: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M Nahi Banege..
Interviewer: Why….??
Rahul: Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega…


2. Mark Zuckerberg : Pappu mein jokes & memes ban k FB ki watt lagane walo ..
Facebook maaf nahi karega..


3. “Har haath lollipop,
har haath rewari”
“Har haath hari patti,
vikas ko lal batti”.


4. Guard enters Congress office -
"Sir congress ka MMS aaya hai !!"
congress- Ohh NO !!
Man Mohan Singh enters :
"kamino mera poora naam liya karo."...



5. Rahul - Mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi.
Sonia - Kyun beta?
Rahul - Har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do.



6. Besharmi ki hadh jahan khatam ho
jati hai
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.
.
wahan se thoda aage chal kar
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.
.
Right side main Congress ka office hai.



7. Finally, Congress fulfills the promise made via a slogan in 2019 to the electorate:
Congress ka Haath; Aam Aadmi ke Saath!



BJp Funny Trolls

1. EK gaon me Rahul ko 1 bache ne kaha:
Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he.
Rahul- To school kaise chal raha he?
Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!