CID funny sms -ACP jokes for facebook Status n whataaps

CID funny sms -ACP jokes for facebook...Here we posted latest CID funny jokes and sms by ACP pradhuman for facebook status and whataaps .






Ahemdabad ki dhup se skin meri jali...
Wah wah ...
Ahemdabad ki dhup se skin meri jali...
Abhijeet to Daya:- chura ke dil mera taarika chali...




Abhijit ko tarika se aur vivek ko muskan se he pyar....
Thoda nazuk sher he gor farmaiyega..
Abhijit ko tarika se aur vivek ko muskan se he pyar.....
Daya:- Are ACP tune wo picture dekhi "Dil vil pyar vyar"




Ye haseen vaadiyan,
aur khula khula akaash.!
wah wah…
Ye haseen vaadiyan,
Aur khula khula akaash…
.
MY GOD Abhijeet, Ek aur laash!




CID back;
Aaj khane me roti sabji aur
dal hai.....
Wah..wah..
Aaj khane me roti sabji aur
dal hai.....
Wah..wah..
Oh my god is khooni ki biwi
to mall hai.




Naach bulbul naach, tujhepaisa
milega
hum CID se hain, koi apne jagah se nahi
hilega




Sansani. .
Aaj tak india m itne murder nahi hue.
jitne abhi tak cid ne solve kar diye.




CID ne Sony se naata jod liya ...
CID ne Sony se naata jod liya ......
jis room me mana raha tha abhijeet suhagraat,
Daya ne uska darwaja bhi tod diya !!!



After winning match..In C.I.D
ABHIJEET: Sir PAKISTAN matchjeet gaya...
DAYA: Kya? PAKISTAN match jeet gaya??
ABHIJEET: Haan Daya PAKISTAN match jeet gaya...
ACP: Oh my god toh iska matlab INDIA match haar gaya..



Aaj Kal Baccho Ne Padhna Chod Diya..
Gaur Farmaiyega..
.
.
.
Aaj Kal Baccho Ne Padhna Chhod Diya...
Acp Tha Toilet Me Or
Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya...



Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai.
Wah Wah.
Wah Wah.
Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai
Acp Pradyuman Kehta Hai
"Daya Ye Atmahatya Nahi Khun Hain.



8 ghante so jao kr lo pura rest....
8 ghante so jao kr lo pura rest ...
acp pradyuman kheta h u r under
arrest....



takdir aur hawa ka rukh mod do....
wah wah
takdir aur hawa ka rukh mod do...
ACP Pradyuman ne kaha: daya, ye
darwaza tod do...



Apni mehnat kaa paseena is tarah se na pochhoo…
Wah wah…!!!
Apni mehnat kaa paseena is tarah se na pochhoo…
A.C.P. Pradyuman ne kaha “Socho Daya Sochooo”



gujrati me pitaji k bhai ko bolte he kaka..
Wah wah...
Gujrati me pitaji ke bhai ko bolte he kaka...
......Wah wah...
DAYA to ACP :- "teri maa ka saki naka"


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