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funny sms on santa banta- sardar jokes for facebook status n whatsaap

funny sms on santa banta- sardar jokes for facebook , here we posted latest funny jokes by santa banta for facebook status n whatsaap..




Santa ke ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir lagi hui thi. 
Banta: Yeh Kyu laga rakhi hao? 
Santa Bola LAUGHING BUDDHA lene gaya tha, dukandar ne kaha yeh LATEST hai.


Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.


Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai



santa-phone per itni dhimi awaz me kisse bat kar rahe ho?
banta-bahan hai
!santa-2 fir itni dhimi awaz me kis liye?
banta-abe teri h!! 



Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi



santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar



Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.



Santa: Tu Mirror ke samne baith kar kyun padhta hai?
Banta: Iske 3 fayde hain.
1. Sath me revision ho jata hai.
2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.
3. Padhne ke liye company mil Jati.



Santa: mujhe apni girlfrnd ko gift dena hai kya du?
Banta: diamond ring dede
Santa: nahi yaar… esi cheez bata
jo usne kbi na pehni ho..
Banta: Phir gents Underwear dede.



santa:mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
banta:fir kya kiya?
santa:maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.



Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.



santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao
banta:kyo?
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai..



Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

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