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Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa
baitha.Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya. Fir ik matchar Bania pe
baitha.Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”
Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda
mang rahe he..Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain.
10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis
karte hain.Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Bania's funny son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere
papa ko nahi jante.
Baniya: Yeh banana kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya : 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega.
Baniya : Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.
Baniya on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya: To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???
Baniya ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
Baniya ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
Baniya : (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun nahin di?
Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar bhi Baniya ka khoon
daud raha hai
Baniya 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne
apne ghar ki khidki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!
Titanic Ke Saath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai BMaine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda.
Baniya ko bhoot chadh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..! Warna main to bhookha
hi mar jaoonga
Baniya asks a Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega
kya?
Taxi Driver: Haan ji jaoonga.
Baniya ne jeb se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.
Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha
mar gaya hai,
obituary ke kya
charges honge?
Newspaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya : Oh bahut zyaada hain, Achha likho "Chacha
Guzar Gaye"
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya : Oh ho! Zara sochne do..... Achha likho.......
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale ..
A GUPTA Boy fell in LOVE with an AGGARWAAL Girl...
AGG Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to me gali me SIKKA fekungi, awaz sunkar tum turant under aa jana !!! But Boy sikka fekne ke ek ghante baad aaya
AGG Girl: Itni der kyo laga di???
Gupta Boy: Wo mai sikka DHUND raha tha!!!
AGG Girl - Pagal wo to "DHAAGA BAANDH" ke feka tha, wapas khich liya!
Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa
baitha.Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya. Fir ik matchar Bania pe
baitha.Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”
Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda
mang rahe he..Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain.
10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis
karte hain.Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Bania's funny son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere
papa ko nahi jante.
Baniya: Yeh banana kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya : 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega.
Baniya : Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.
Baniya on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya: To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???
Baniya ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
Baniya ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
Baniya : (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun nahin di?
Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar bhi Baniya ka khoon
daud raha hai
Baniya 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne
apne ghar ki khidki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!
Titanic Ke Saath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai BMaine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda.
Baniya ko bhoot chadh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..! Warna main to bhookha
hi mar jaoonga
Baniya asks a Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega
kya?
Taxi Driver: Haan ji jaoonga.
Baniya ne jeb se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.
Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha
mar gaya hai,
obituary ke kya
charges honge?
Newspaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya : Oh bahut zyaada hain, Achha likho "Chacha
Guzar Gaye"
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya : Oh ho! Zara sochne do..... Achha likho.......
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale ..
A GUPTA Boy fell in LOVE with an AGGARWAAL Girl...
AGG Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to me gali me SIKKA fekungi, awaz sunkar tum turant under aa jana !!! But Boy sikka fekne ke ek ghante baad aaya
AGG Girl: Itni der kyo laga di???
Gupta Boy: Wo mai sikka DHUND raha tha!!!
AGG Girl - Pagal wo to "DHAAGA BAANDH" ke feka tha, wapas khich liya!
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