Marvadi baniya funny comedy sms jokes
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Marwadi: Kela Kaisa Diya?
S.K: 1 Rs.
Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Marwadi:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
Marwadi Lady: Dr Saab Pet Ghano Dukhe Hai
Doctor- ENO Liyo ??????????????
Lady- ENO B Liyo, Uno B liyo, ne Baju WaLa Ro B Liyo;
Par “koi Koyi Farak nahi padyo”
Marwari- Bhagwan tu manne 100 rupya dego to 50 thanne chadhaunga.
Thodi dur pachhe 50 rupya milya.
Marwari- itho bhi bharoso koni tho mhare pe, pahele hi 50 Rupya kaat liya…
Marwari: Pados ke ghar se iodex le kar aao
Patni: Woh log nahi denge
Marwari: kitne kanjus hai woh log, jaane do, hamara hi le aao.
Marwadi meaning of friend:-
F- foktiya
R- rowon jogo
I- ime lakhan koni
E- ekloto kamino
N- nakto
D- daant kai kade hai, thari hi baat karu.
if we get more interesting funny sms den we further add latest marvadi jokes
Marwadi on his death bed. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I’m here My sons daughters, r u all here? Yes, Papa Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hay ???
NKyaa Bataau, Thaare Ko.. Me jaha jaha jovu Hu, Mane Tharo Chahero Dikhto Hai, Isme Thaaro Koi Kusur Nathi, Salo Sab Chahero Aaj Rangeelo Hai… :-) Wish U a Happy Holi…
marwari shopowner to employees: you all worked hard this year, so i’m giving you blank bonus cheques. If you keep working hard, i’ll sign them next year….
how did u keep 10 marwari in maruti 800 just throw 100 rupee note inside
Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi,tab hmare SMS ki BARSAT awegi,tanhaiya to thari dur ho jawegi par hmaro BIL bhrawa kai thari sasu awegi.
Height of Marwari Kanjusi: Looking for a second Hand Tata Nano Car……. preferably with Gas Kit!!!
Marwadi on his death bed. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I’m here My sons daughters, r u all here? Yes, Papa Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hay ???
Marwadi: Kela Kaisa Diya?
S.K: 1 Rs.
Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Marwadi:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
Marwadi Lady: Dr Saab Pet Ghano Dukhe Hai
Doctor- ENO Liyo ??????????????
Lady- ENO B Liyo, Uno B liyo, ne Baju WaLa Ro B Liyo;
Par “koi Koyi Farak nahi padyo”
Marwari- Bhagwan tu manne 100 rupya dego to 50 thanne chadhaunga.
Thodi dur pachhe 50 rupya milya.
Marwari- itho bhi bharoso koni tho mhare pe, pahele hi 50 Rupya kaat liya…
Marwari: Pados ke ghar se iodex le kar aao
Patni: Woh log nahi denge
Marwari: kitne kanjus hai woh log, jaane do, hamara hi le aao.
Marwadi meaning of friend:-
F- foktiya
R- rowon jogo
I- ime lakhan koni
E- ekloto kamino
N- nakto
D- daant kai kade hai, thari hi baat karu.
if we get more interesting funny sms den we further add latest marvadi jokes
Marwadi on his death bed. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I’m here My sons daughters, r u all here? Yes, Papa Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hay ???
NKyaa Bataau, Thaare Ko.. Me jaha jaha jovu Hu, Mane Tharo Chahero Dikhto Hai, Isme Thaaro Koi Kusur Nathi, Salo Sab Chahero Aaj Rangeelo Hai… :-) Wish U a Happy Holi…
marwari shopowner to employees: you all worked hard this year, so i’m giving you blank bonus cheques. If you keep working hard, i’ll sign them next year….
how did u keep 10 marwari in maruti 800 just throw 100 rupee note inside
Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi,tab hmare SMS ki BARSAT awegi,tanhaiya to thari dur ho jawegi par hmaro BIL bhrawa kai thari sasu awegi.
Height of Marwari Kanjusi: Looking for a second Hand Tata Nano Car……. preferably with Gas Kit!!!
Marwadi on his death bed. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I’m here My sons daughters, r u all here? Yes, Papa Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hay ???
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