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It all started with CID ...
then came RAJNIKANT ...
next was ALOKNATH ...
Ab bari hai
Arvind Kejriwal ki...

Kejriwal is so honest that he wants to make Sunny Leone
the spokesperson of AAP because she has nothing to hide!!

Arvind Kejriwal to Sheila Dixit -
“Kyaa Aap Koh Pata Hey, Jine Ke Liye Oxygen Bahut Jaruri Hai.
Esh Ki Khoz Saal 1773 Meh Hue Thi.”
Sheilaji – “Sach Meh!! Achha Huwa Main Baad Mein Paeda Hue.
Warna Toh Main Marr Hin Jaati.”

Kejriwal is so honest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement.

Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him " do I look fat"

Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm

Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate

Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads

Kejriwal is so honest that , he always removes USB safely

Kejriwal is so honest that , when he finds the bomb , he returns it to the terrorist

Kejriwal is so honest that , he got his wife's brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony

Kejriwal is so honest that , he cooks maggie only for 2 minutes

Kejriwal is so honest that , he actually " rolls on the floor laughing" when he texts ROFL

Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn’t take extra sauce sachets with Mc’D burgers.