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santa sms for facebook -sardar funny jokes, here we posted latest sms on santa only..tou can use these funny sms for facebook status n whatsaap..







Master-do me se do gye to kitne rhe?
Santa-samjh me nhi aya master g.
Master-Beta tumare pas 2Roti h,tumne do roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Santa-sabji..



Ek raat 2 baje bahut tez baarish ho rahi thi..
Santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ka darwaza khatkaya aur poocha
"Dhakka laga doge kya..? Please..?"
Aadmi neend mei tha isiliye mana kar k andar aa gaya, par usse guilt feel hui..
Socha baarish mei koi meri madad na karta toh...!
Toh woh utha aur bahar jakar bola..
"Sardarji kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakke ki zarurat hai..?"
Aawaz ayi- HAAN hai..
Aadmi- Thik h sardarji, par tum ho kahan..?
Santa bola
"YAHAN GARDEN MEI JHULE PAR"
:-P




History k teacher ne pucha-
Kalidas ka ek bhai jute banata tha,uska naam kya tha?
Santa ne socha bahut socha phir jawab diya-"Adidas"



Kisan anaj ki boriyan le kar ja raha tha.
Santa ne rok kar pucha: Kya hai?
Kisan: Saheb, Gehun.
Santa: Abe toh haath mila, main bhi Gay hu...! ;-)



Sir: Define Energy?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas…
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: “and this is called Energy…



Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?
Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.




Santa 2 cigarette ek saath pee raha thaa.
Patni: 2 cigarette kyon peete ho?
Santa: Dost kee yaad aati hai na.. ek meri hoti hai aur ek mere dost ki.
Kuchh dino baad Santa ek hi cigarette peene laga.
Patni ne poochha: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?
Santa: Nahi Pagli, maine cigarette peena chhod diya hai!!!



Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?



SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, 
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..




Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya



Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise



Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to 
Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'



santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? 
doctor-konsa game khelteho? 
santa-mobile mai snake wala



Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?
Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.



Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Santa: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!



Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.
Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....



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